It's hard to convey what my room is like on a daily basis. During various TMCs, I'll start telling stories and people will get bug-eyed with a "you aren't serious..." face.
Last year I dealt with a line up at the door problem by marking part of the floor as lava.
Where do you go from there? Shark. Duh.
This year's Calc crew wasn't surprised. Reactions varying from "oooh, shark!" to a monotone "of course." Pre Cal just thinks I'm weird. After doing the Glenn high five thing on their way out, I've convinced a few of them to simultaneously jump the shark AND land the high five in one motion.
"Mister you're a child." You don't say.